New York Times Op-Ed columnist David Brooks column, Honor Code, of July 5th, 2012 discusses the achievement gap between boys and girls. Brooks describes how males are falling behind in a variety of subjects and attend and graduate college in far smaller numbers than do females. Brooks worries that boys who don't fit in to the current sharing and sitting still culture are given Ritalin and told they are bad kids. The real answer, accord to the non-teacher Brooks, is for schools to celebrate, "Not just teachers who honor environmental virtues, but teachers who
honor military virtues; not just curriculums that teach how to share,
but curriculums that teach how to win and how to lose."
Forgive me, dearest David, but do you actually remember school? School is all about winners and losers! Yes, there are friends in school. But from the first day of pre-kindergarten, school is about who wins the spelling bee, who makes the honor roll, who has the coolest backpack, who makes the basketball team, who gets the solo in the school musical, who gets a date to the dance. What did you study in history class? Because I learned about military victories - not how everybody just got along in some giant love-in.
But I digress, that's not my real issue with David Brooks' column. First of all, the achievement gap has been discussed in numerous news articles for years and years. Somebody points out about how boys are falling behind girls in reading, college attendance, perfect posture, whatever. The other side points out that at age 14, girls may be better at analyzing poetry about daffodils, but it's the boys who are going to have higher powered jobs and making more money 20 years later. Nobody ever gets anywhere.
I think that the media keeps having the same discussion, and it's the wrong one. I don't think that boys are falling behind girls, at least not in the way everybody keeps describing. I don't think it's relevant to compare boys to girls in this way. I think we should be comparing boys to other boys.
Sure, female college students outnumber male college students - overall. But males students outnumber female students at Harvard Business School. If you look at the most competitive programs, the achievement gap disappears. There were 82 Rhodes Scholars in 2012, 40 were women, 42 were men. The achievement gap was nowhere to be seen. When it comes to who owns commercial and licensed patents, only 5.5% are owned by women. Now let's look at the far end of the spectrum, specifically people on death row awaiting execution for a capital crime. At the end of 2011, less than 2% of prisoners scheduled to be executed were women.
My point is that males are not falling behind females. Young women are just taking advantage of educational opportunities their grandmothers may not have had. Young men aren't falling behind young women. Young men are becoming more stratified. Young men go to elite business schools, and they get into gang fights. They become millionaires, and they become deadbeat dads. And most of the ladies are somewhere in between those two extremes.
A few other things have happened to American society since this so called "achievement gap" started getting some attention. The first is the growing percentage of Americans (mostly American men) behind bars since around 1980. This isn't because crime is out of control so much as due to mandatory long sentences for drug crimes. When a man is in jail, his children suffer tremendously. Perhaps, although I have no figures to back this up, his sons suffer most of all without a male roll model. Additionally, American society itself has become financially far more stratified than in previous decades. If a young man can't rely on a secure, well-paying manufacturing job to provide for a family (as he possibly could have in 1955) he may see little use in straightening up and flying right.
Boys aren't falling behind girls. They are just mirroring what is happening in society as a whole. A few of them will win the science fair, and many more will just drop out. And the average is slipping. When compared to the more middle-of-the-road females, boys are, on average, dropping. Much the way the average American household income doesn't have the same buying power it did in 1975, the average school boy's test scores are going down. If you want to see boys do better in school, maybe it would be helpful if the adult men weren't in prison. Maybe it would be helpful if the adult men could make a decent wage at a reasonable job.
Yes, David Brooks, I agree with you. Schools do need a culture change. But schools don't need to focus on celebrating toughness and physical exertion and winning - they already do that. The message to a group of 12 year olds should not be: any one of you could be the next President/founder of facebook/rock star. The message should be: with a little hard work and playing by the rules, even if you aren't the best at math/baseball/spelling, you'll still be able to get a decent job and have a good life. And (here's the tricky part) it has to be true.
Friday, July 6, 2012
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Maybe you'll understand student loans one of these days, NYT
The New York Times ventured again into the student loan abyss with a June 27th editorial, The Deal on Student Loans. Basically, the Times used the editorial to fuss at congress for not figuring out sooner how to keep the current student loan interest rate at 3.4% instead of climbing back up to 6.8%. Naturally, Republicans and Democrats had to bitch at each other until the 11th hour before finally figuring out how to do what needed to be done, and the loans will stay at 3.4% for another year and another D vs. R showdown.
Fine - it's a grand thing that the student loan interest rate is staying at 3.4%. Groovy. Still not the real problem. The real problem is that college costs WAY MORE than it used to. College costs have grown much, much faster than inflation. MUCHMUCHMUCHMUCHMUCH faster. My alma mater (and again, I am very devoted) will cost current students, assuming they need to buy an occasional textbook or new pair of underpants, a quarter of a million dollars for 4 years.
When will we say too much? When will parents say, "You know what, I'm going to give my child a quarter of a million dollars to buy a Subway's Sandwiches franchise instead of sending him to college, and let's see how he compares to that philosophy major in 10 years." I know that college graduates earn more money than those who are not college graduates. But at some point, the financial drain of college will start to be more than the financial rewards of going to college. At some point, college graduates will suffer buyer's remorse. At some point, smart kids will stay out of college because it is honestly an intelligent decision to do so. At some point, smart parents will convince their smart kids not to go to college because they are honestly making smart decisions. That day would suck - and let's hope this trend can be stopped before we get there.
As one NYTimes commenter calling himself E. T. Bass beautifully summed up the problem:
STILL MISSES MAIN POINT
Interest is one thing. C-o-s-t in the big deal. Until costs are restrained -- most of this is just useless.
C-o-s-t.
Fine - it's a grand thing that the student loan interest rate is staying at 3.4%. Groovy. Still not the real problem. The real problem is that college costs WAY MORE than it used to. College costs have grown much, much faster than inflation. MUCHMUCHMUCHMUCHMUCH faster. My alma mater (and again, I am very devoted) will cost current students, assuming they need to buy an occasional textbook or new pair of underpants, a quarter of a million dollars for 4 years.
When will we say too much? When will parents say, "You know what, I'm going to give my child a quarter of a million dollars to buy a Subway's Sandwiches franchise instead of sending him to college, and let's see how he compares to that philosophy major in 10 years." I know that college graduates earn more money than those who are not college graduates. But at some point, the financial drain of college will start to be more than the financial rewards of going to college. At some point, college graduates will suffer buyer's remorse. At some point, smart kids will stay out of college because it is honestly an intelligent decision to do so. At some point, smart parents will convince their smart kids not to go to college because they are honestly making smart decisions. That day would suck - and let's hope this trend can be stopped before we get there.
As one NYTimes commenter calling himself E. T. Bass beautifully summed up the problem:
STILL MISSES MAIN POINT
Interest is one thing. C-o-s-t in the big deal. Until costs are restrained -- most of this is just useless.
C-o-s-t.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Actually, the Germans are unlikely to shoot themselves in the foot
I have to admit, I'm not an expert in macro economics. I'm just a person who tries to stay informed about world events and who is (at present) an American on the ground in Germany. Please, dear readers, correct me if I am wrong, but it seems that some smaller, weaker countries, like Greece, were able to borrow money like never before once they started to share the Euro currency with bigger, richer countries like Germany. So, now that we are in a horrible recession, Greece has borrowed its way into oblivion and is having trouble making payments not only because it borrowed more than it could comfortably pay back, but because austerity measures resulted in a further slowing down of the economy (not to mention personal hardship and lapses in services) and the rampant tax evasion in Greece isn't helping either. Also, nobody thinks Greece will pay up, so borrowing rates are sky-high. Am I right? Please, do tell me if I'm missing something here.
Germany, by far the strongest and richest country on the Euro, is supposed to keep bailing out the weaker economies of Greece and (possibly) soon to be Italy, Spain, and Portugal. The Germans seem to keep saying, "We've given them enough money, it's time for them to get their act together. We have our act together, we pay our darn taxes and work until 67." The Euro is a bit of a mess, and the leaders are now in Belgium trying to figure out what to do next.
On June 26, Op-Ed contributors Kenneth Griffin and Anil Kashyap wrote the article, "To Save the Euro, Leave It" suggesting that instead of Greece (for example) leaving the Euro, that Germany should instead leave. That's all "thinking outside the box" and sexy and off the wall and compelling and everything - but I can't see how you could actually talk the Germans into it. The writers' idea is that once the Germans returned to the Deutschmark, the Euro would become instantly weaker, and the exports of Euro countries would become much cheaper and more competitive. Additionally, a weaker Euro, "Would not solve the debt burdens of southern European countries, but it would give them needed breathing room to restructure their economies, reform labor markets, collect more taxes and reassure investors." Please, pray tell, how would a weaker Euro allow a debt-strapped country to collect more taxes? Tax evasion will somehow cease to be a problem with a weaker Euro, and all those Greek billionaires will allow the tax man into their giant offshore mattresses?
But let's leave that aside for the moment. The basic idea of this article is that Germany could fix things by leaving the Euro and going back to the Deutschmark. That way, the Mark would be strong, the Euro would instantly be weaker, and other Euro country exports would instantly become more competitive than German exports abroad. Apparently, once Germany would leave the Euro, Griffin and Kashyap believe that international companies will immediately start investing in tons of factories in Spain, Portugal, Italy and Greece, as the newly depressed Euro will allow companies to hire people to make widgets at low low prices and sell beach-front condos at low low prices too. Apparently Germany would just have to deal with not having exports that were as competitive. I very much doubt that Italian/Greek/Spanish/Portuguese exports would take off at such a pace, but let's say (for the sake of argument) that the writers might be onto something.
There's just one thing I have to ask dearest Kash and Griff, "What 's in it for Germany?" Unlike the United States, Germany is a net exporting country. Exporting German goods is a major part of the German economy and the German culture. K and G admit it's going to be painful for the Germans, at least at first, stating: "Germany’s industrial base would unquestionably endure hardship in the transition to a stronger currency . . . Over time, the industrial base of Germany would adapt and move forward."
Griffin and Kashyap are Harvard and MIT trained financial geniuses in Chicago, and I'm sure either one of them could crush me with a single thought. But last week I was at a public school here in the German city where I live, a public school in a tough neighborhood. I go there once a week to help any kid who wants some free extra help with English, and sometimes I look through the extra textbooks left for teacher reference. There are many high schools, such as the one at which I volunteer, that train students for highly specialized factory jobs. And their textbooks are amazing. They go on and on about how wonderful it is that Germany is a next exporting country. How great it is that MADE IN GERMANY is an international sign of high quality and excellent craftsmanship. How the students will go on to work in a factory and become part of this proud tradition. Most of the kids I work with won't go to college, but they will have good paying, steady, well-respected factory jobs because Germany protects its factories, it's factory workers, and its export culture.
Those three English words, MADE IN GERMANY, are all over the place. Because English is more widely understood that German, the proud saying is always in English, but all the Germans understand it. Is the local soccer team playing a game against a Spanish team? You'll see a sign with a picture of a Seville orange over a MADE IN SPAIN sign next to a picture of a steel orange juicer over a MADE IN GERMANY sign. There are even contemporary art shows called MADE IN GERMANY that showcase sculptures and paintings by local artists. I'm confused. Why would Germany voluntarily leave the Euro and make life harder for all the people who make German exports? Why? Why would Germany so blatantly act against its own financial interest?
I don't doubt that Kashyap and Griffin are brilliant financial minds. And I know that something must be done about Greece, and something must be done about the Euro. But, I believe they are mistaken if they think Germany is going to endanger its net exporting status just to help its neighbors. Nobody wants to keep bailing out other countries. But if it's between forking out another huge bailout or crippling German exports for the next 50 years, I think I know which one Germany's going to pick. The Germans didn't even finish paying off their World War 1 reparations until 2010 - so they seem to be able to grit their teeth and write a check. It doesn't mean that they are going to let Bavarian Motor Works (BMW) become Athenian Motor Works. The MADE IN GERMANY culture is deeper than Kashyap and Griffin seem to realize. The Germans are going to make sure that 20 year old German factory worker has a job before they worry that a 20 year old Spanish factory worker has a job. And really, can you blame them?
Germany, by far the strongest and richest country on the Euro, is supposed to keep bailing out the weaker economies of Greece and (possibly) soon to be Italy, Spain, and Portugal. The Germans seem to keep saying, "We've given them enough money, it's time for them to get their act together. We have our act together, we pay our darn taxes and work until 67." The Euro is a bit of a mess, and the leaders are now in Belgium trying to figure out what to do next.
On June 26, Op-Ed contributors Kenneth Griffin and Anil Kashyap wrote the article, "To Save the Euro, Leave It" suggesting that instead of Greece (for example) leaving the Euro, that Germany should instead leave. That's all "thinking outside the box" and sexy and off the wall and compelling and everything - but I can't see how you could actually talk the Germans into it. The writers' idea is that once the Germans returned to the Deutschmark, the Euro would become instantly weaker, and the exports of Euro countries would become much cheaper and more competitive. Additionally, a weaker Euro, "Would not solve the debt burdens of southern European countries, but it would give them needed breathing room to restructure their economies, reform labor markets, collect more taxes and reassure investors." Please, pray tell, how would a weaker Euro allow a debt-strapped country to collect more taxes? Tax evasion will somehow cease to be a problem with a weaker Euro, and all those Greek billionaires will allow the tax man into their giant offshore mattresses?
But let's leave that aside for the moment. The basic idea of this article is that Germany could fix things by leaving the Euro and going back to the Deutschmark. That way, the Mark would be strong, the Euro would instantly be weaker, and other Euro country exports would instantly become more competitive than German exports abroad. Apparently, once Germany would leave the Euro, Griffin and Kashyap believe that international companies will immediately start investing in tons of factories in Spain, Portugal, Italy and Greece, as the newly depressed Euro will allow companies to hire people to make widgets at low low prices and sell beach-front condos at low low prices too. Apparently Germany would just have to deal with not having exports that were as competitive. I very much doubt that Italian/Greek/Spanish/Portuguese exports would take off at such a pace, but let's say (for the sake of argument) that the writers might be onto something.
There's just one thing I have to ask dearest Kash and Griff, "What 's in it for Germany?" Unlike the United States, Germany is a net exporting country. Exporting German goods is a major part of the German economy and the German culture. K and G admit it's going to be painful for the Germans, at least at first, stating: "Germany’s industrial base would unquestionably endure hardship in the transition to a stronger currency . . . Over time, the industrial base of Germany would adapt and move forward."
Griffin and Kashyap are Harvard and MIT trained financial geniuses in Chicago, and I'm sure either one of them could crush me with a single thought. But last week I was at a public school here in the German city where I live, a public school in a tough neighborhood. I go there once a week to help any kid who wants some free extra help with English, and sometimes I look through the extra textbooks left for teacher reference. There are many high schools, such as the one at which I volunteer, that train students for highly specialized factory jobs. And their textbooks are amazing. They go on and on about how wonderful it is that Germany is a next exporting country. How great it is that MADE IN GERMANY is an international sign of high quality and excellent craftsmanship. How the students will go on to work in a factory and become part of this proud tradition. Most of the kids I work with won't go to college, but they will have good paying, steady, well-respected factory jobs because Germany protects its factories, it's factory workers, and its export culture.
Those three English words, MADE IN GERMANY, are all over the place. Because English is more widely understood that German, the proud saying is always in English, but all the Germans understand it. Is the local soccer team playing a game against a Spanish team? You'll see a sign with a picture of a Seville orange over a MADE IN SPAIN sign next to a picture of a steel orange juicer over a MADE IN GERMANY sign. There are even contemporary art shows called MADE IN GERMANY that showcase sculptures and paintings by local artists. I'm confused. Why would Germany voluntarily leave the Euro and make life harder for all the people who make German exports? Why? Why would Germany so blatantly act against its own financial interest?
I don't doubt that Kashyap and Griffin are brilliant financial minds. And I know that something must be done about Greece, and something must be done about the Euro. But, I believe they are mistaken if they think Germany is going to endanger its net exporting status just to help its neighbors. Nobody wants to keep bailing out other countries. But if it's between forking out another huge bailout or crippling German exports for the next 50 years, I think I know which one Germany's going to pick. The Germans didn't even finish paying off their World War 1 reparations until 2010 - so they seem to be able to grit their teeth and write a check. It doesn't mean that they are going to let Bavarian Motor Works (BMW) become Athenian Motor Works. The MADE IN GERMANY culture is deeper than Kashyap and Griffin seem to realize. The Germans are going to make sure that 20 year old German factory worker has a job before they worry that a 20 year old Spanish factory worker has a job. And really, can you blame them?
Monday, June 18, 2012
STEM Education - the word is getting out (kind of)
Dearest readers - as you know - I went off on a huge rant about how the United States trains plenty of young people in Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math. So many, in fact, that many of my friends with higher degrees in STEM subjects are having trouble finding work. Nevertheless, various politicians and news outlets (I'm looking at you New York Times) seem to think that it is the gospel truth that America doesn't have enough scientists, and gosh darn it, it would just be 1960 again if only we could just make science more fun for kids!
Slate, an online news magazine that I really respect, decided to put their two misinformed cents in and asked their readers to suggest ways to get American kids interested in science, because having more scientists will just fix all our problems. Naturally, this prompted a letter to the editor from me that the entire premise of this project is flawed. Naturally, I never heard back.
However, Slate must have gotten some sort of message from somewhere, because today they posted an opinion piece by an actual scientist! Actual, working scientists had been suspiciously lacking from the "getting kids into science will fix all our problems" song. Derek Lowe, an actual chemist, wrote a fascinating article tellingly titled, "We don't need more scientists - we need better ones." To summarize for you, he lets us know that there are plenty of American scientists who are underemployed, and that it won't help to add 1000 mediocre scientific minds when you need 1 genius. He talks about the outsourcing of many routine scientific jobs, and how it isn't a good time, economically, to be a mediocre scientist. He also worries that the next Isaac Newton might be in an area with inadequate scientific education, so he ends up being a farmer instead of unraveling the secrets of the universe. He also worries that the greatest American mathematical minds are working in finance instead of mathematics. Funny how absolutely sane, rational, and reasonable an actual scientist sounds. He also states that there is no scientists shortage:
We don’t need as many scientists as we can get just because they’re scientists. Does a bowl of soup need all the salt it can get? We need all the excellent ones we can find, without shoveling in people who’d just as soon be doing something else.
I also really liked one of the comments from a man calling himself Scientific_American. The first and last sentences of his comment were, "I'm an academic researcher, with a focus on cancer research, and I 100% agree with this post . . . the very idea that there isn't enough people is the field is laughable."
Alright, Slate may have broken the story. What's the next news outlet that's going to catch on?
Slate, an online news magazine that I really respect, decided to put their two misinformed cents in and asked their readers to suggest ways to get American kids interested in science, because having more scientists will just fix all our problems. Naturally, this prompted a letter to the editor from me that the entire premise of this project is flawed. Naturally, I never heard back.
However, Slate must have gotten some sort of message from somewhere, because today they posted an opinion piece by an actual scientist! Actual, working scientists had been suspiciously lacking from the "getting kids into science will fix all our problems" song. Derek Lowe, an actual chemist, wrote a fascinating article tellingly titled, "We don't need more scientists - we need better ones." To summarize for you, he lets us know that there are plenty of American scientists who are underemployed, and that it won't help to add 1000 mediocre scientific minds when you need 1 genius. He talks about the outsourcing of many routine scientific jobs, and how it isn't a good time, economically, to be a mediocre scientist. He also worries that the next Isaac Newton might be in an area with inadequate scientific education, so he ends up being a farmer instead of unraveling the secrets of the universe. He also worries that the greatest American mathematical minds are working in finance instead of mathematics. Funny how absolutely sane, rational, and reasonable an actual scientist sounds. He also states that there is no scientists shortage:
We don’t need as many scientists as we can get just because they’re scientists. Does a bowl of soup need all the salt it can get? We need all the excellent ones we can find, without shoveling in people who’d just as soon be doing something else.
I also really liked one of the comments from a man calling himself Scientific_American. The first and last sentences of his comment were, "I'm an academic researcher, with a focus on cancer research, and I 100% agree with this post . . . the very idea that there isn't enough people is the field is laughable."
Alright, Slate may have broken the story. What's the next news outlet that's going to catch on?
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Nobody's with you on this, dude
Clemens Wergin of Berlin wrote on June 15, 2012 in the New York Times Op-Ed section in a piece entitled "Go, Fight, but don't Win" in which he tells us that although he is German, he does not want Germany to win the current European Soccer Championship. He feels that Europe is getting a little anxiety ridden about the Germans using their good economy (at present the strongest of all countries on the Euro) to dominate the continent politically. Therefore, it would be a sign of German humility to graciously lose the games - or at least not try to hard to win.
Well, Wergin, I'm going to tell you 2 things, please stick with me, friend.
1. Nobody is with you on this
Almost every car, tricycle, wheelchair, and shop window that I see is sporting the German flag right now. When the Germans beat the Dutch, people were literally celebrating on the street in front of my apartment building. And I don't really live on that busy of a street. (Way to publish a non-representative, not at all news opinion, NYTimes)
2. Soccer doesn't start or end international conflicts
If I'm wrong, please let me know - I am willing to learn. But wars are not started or finished on the soccer pitch. Yes, sports are important, especially to a nation's identity. They just aren't that important politically. Sports can't end an economic recession. Whoever wins, at the end of the European Soccer Championship, the Germans are still going to have their strong economy, and Greece is still going to be in the middle of a giant disaster. Yes, there are people who live and breathe soccer. There are people glued to TV screens, and there are people yelling in stadiums. There are people who will cry and scream and get drunk and tell their grandchildren about it one day. But there isn't a sane adult human being in this world who would trade a steady paycheck in a stable country for a little ball kicked into a large net.
Well, Wergin, I'm going to tell you 2 things, please stick with me, friend.
1. Nobody is with you on this
Almost every car, tricycle, wheelchair, and shop window that I see is sporting the German flag right now. When the Germans beat the Dutch, people were literally celebrating on the street in front of my apartment building. And I don't really live on that busy of a street. (Way to publish a non-representative, not at all news opinion, NYTimes)
2. Soccer doesn't start or end international conflicts
If I'm wrong, please let me know - I am willing to learn. But wars are not started or finished on the soccer pitch. Yes, sports are important, especially to a nation's identity. They just aren't that important politically. Sports can't end an economic recession. Whoever wins, at the end of the European Soccer Championship, the Germans are still going to have their strong economy, and Greece is still going to be in the middle of a giant disaster. Yes, there are people who live and breathe soccer. There are people glued to TV screens, and there are people yelling in stadiums. There are people who will cry and scream and get drunk and tell their grandchildren about it one day. But there isn't a sane adult human being in this world who would trade a steady paycheck in a stable country for a little ball kicked into a large net.
Sunday, June 3, 2012
32 Innovations =That Will NOT Change Your Tomorrow (at least 24 won't)
The
New York Times’ June 1st, 2012 article “32 Innovations That Will Change Your Tomorrow” is absolutely fascinating. Nevertheless, I think it’s some predictions really misguided. Scientific progress is
inevitable, certainly, and that’s a very good thing. But seriously – some inventions are just The
Segway – they just don’t add much of anything we didn’t have before. I have used the numbers that appear in the NYTimes article.
Here are the 24 they got wrong of the 32 Innovations
that Will Change Tomorrow:
1.
Electricity
Generating Clothes.
Sorry, NYT, but scientific clothes don’t seem to catch on. Those color-changing-with-light t-shirts from
the 80’s sank like a stone. Unless we’re
talking about gear for performance athletes, it’s the celebs and the fashion
industry who set clothing trends, not some guy in a lab. We’re going to have to have a serious energy
crisis before people start using their pants to change their cell phones.
2.
The
New Coffee.
Guys, coffee is already fantastic.
If you start putting Seville oranges and toasted almonds and berries
into it, you’ve just made tea. Which is
also already as good as it’s going to get.
I don’t think there big areas to improve coffee – it’s already WAY
popular.
3.
Analytical
Work Out Underpants. Here’s
the quote, “The hope . . . is that when you see data telling you just how inert
you really are, you’ll be inspired to lead a less sedentary life.” Hahahahaha!
People already have that data in the form of what they see in the
mirror, how they feel, and what their doctor tells them. If they don’t pay attention to that data, why
would they listen to their underpants?
4.
Giant
Touch Screen Kitchen Tables/Cabinets/Counters. This is basically a room size computer
monitor in the kitchen. How many people are
there who need to work at a room size computer monitor while at the same time cooking
meals? Seriously? How many people? Do you really think the average home cook is
going to shell out tens of thousands of collars for Tom Cruise’s Minority
Report computer wall? Why? To go on a virtual tour of ancient
Mesopotamia while making pancakes?
5.
Shampoo/
Conditioning/ Hair Drying Machine. This would be cool. Except it would probably pull your hair in
uncomfortable ways and it would be 7000% more expensive than just washing your
hair yourself. Remember that giant financial
crisis? Does it sound like a good time
to try to get people to pay 7000% more for the same thing they have been doing perfectly
well since they were kids?
6.
Cars
that have computer abilities to reduce traffic congestion. This would be awesome – but again – giant financial
crisis. An even cheaper way to reduce traffic
congestion: take a bus, a train, or a bike.
7. 8. 9. Better
Bike. Awesome ideas. I like the anti-theft handlebars that wouldn’t
allow a thief to steer the bike. But
please tell me how it’s that much better than the $5 bike lock I already have? Again – giant financial crisis, and I already
own the $5 bike lock.
11. Better
Climate in Airplanes. Awesome! But it’s just a few hours, so I’m still going
with the less comfortable airline if it’s cheaper.
12. Subway
Straps that are also video games. No
thanks! We have enough access to games
on all our 400 mobile devices!
13. Anti-Slouch
Computer Screen. People don’t love
it when their office furniture tells them to sit like a lady. Office furniture is NOT grandma.
14. The
SpeechJammer. This gizmo shoots
something at the target that scrambles his or her brain temporarily so that he
or she can’t speak for a few seconds.
Here’s what’s going to happen.
Assholes will get this gizmo. Someone
won’t be able to yell, “Look out for that Bus,” and someone will die. Then they will all be outlawed. Also, wouldn’t using it be denying someone
his or her freedom of speech?
15. The Idea
of Being Nice to Employees. Nobody
ever thought of niceness before in the history of human society!!! Thank you for that!!!
16. Your
unique bodily movements as iPhone password.
Never let a friend/your child/stranger in an emergency use your phone
again!
17. Less
Safe Playgrounds. Ummm – seriously? Even if children like them better, cities and
schools are not lining up to knowingly build more dangerous playgrounds so that
they can be sued when kids break their heads open.
18. Lying to
Athletes to get them to perform better.
Again, litigation, my friend.
People don’t like being lied to.
If it’s ok to lie to a 21 year old kid to get him to run faster, is it
also ok to lie to a 21 year old kid about how likely he is to suffer brain
damage if he gets one more concussion?
20. Fake
Chemical Booze that won’t give you a hangover. I don’t know, maybe this will catch on. It may also result in a gigantic increase in
binge drinking.
21. The Mind-Reading
Shopping Cart. This is a shopping
cart that follows you around the store, points you towards products on your
list, and chides you if you buy oreos when you are supposed to be going low
carb. Ok, it sounds cool. Would I pay more for my groceries to get to
use a cool cart over a regular one?
Maybe – but I’d probably only do that once and then go get the same
groceries cheaper elsewhere. Also – hate
to break it to you, mind-reading shopping cart inventors – but it’s WAY better
for grocery store (financially) when their customers buy impulse items that
weren’t on their lists and stray from their diets.
23. Teeth
Microchips. These are daily,
disposable microchips that tell your dentist if you have plaque. Now, how is this better than going to the
dentist every 6 months? Alao, two things,
teeth sensor inventors: people don’t
like this dentist as big brother idea, and they aren’t going to be too crazy
about accidentally swallowing lots of mini computer chips.
26. Household
cleaners that point out nasty bacteria so you can clean the hell out of
them. Is this really a problem? Are that many people really getting sick from
E.coli in their bathrooms? Are they the
kind of people who would buy and then use this product? Maybe it will be fantastic. I can see it being useful in a lab, but is
there really a need for this at home?
28. Better
TV Dinners. Maybe these TV dinners
will be way tastier than previous ones. It’ll
probably still be much cheaper and healthier to cook at home. But, like so many things that add to the
obesity epidemic, it might be a runaway financial success.
29. Yogurt
in a strawberry pouch. This idea is
essentially making food packaging that comes in an edible container. Do people want to eat their food in something
called Wikicells? I don’t know. But like number 28 and so many other things
that add to the obesity epidemic, it might be a runaway financial success.
30. Garden Sensors that water and put pesticides
on your plants. This could be
cool. Also, it gives you more time to
eat your wikicell yogurt in your giant room size monitor kitchen. Never will people have to get some fresh air
or eat non-chemical-laced food again.
31. Robo-Petting. Petting a little strip of “smart fur” to get
the same blood pressure lowering benefits as petting Fido is not going to
work. Because, sex is a great stress
reliever too. And the people who pet
pieces of faux fur will never have sex again.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Student Loan Discolsure - hahahahaha
The New York Times, we need to have a little talk about your Editorial of May 22, 2012, "Full Disclosure for Student Borrowers." In this editorial, the paper states that outstanding student debt is a huge problem in America. (Which it is, as more money is owed in America on Student Loans than on Credit Cards, and Student Loans cannot be discharged in bankruptcy - but I digress) The editorial goes on to describe a student who has no hope of paying her $120,000 in undergraduate loans, and states that the remedy for this student loan crisis is to make sure that colleges and universities are up front and clear about what loans are, what grants are, and what repaying a loan is going to look like.
The last three sentences of the editorial sum up the New York Times' thesis nicely:
The last three sentences of the editorial sum up the New York Times' thesis nicely:
Congress should also require schools to
provide in-depth, annual loan counseling to students and set criteria
for the information that must be provided. All schools should be
required to disclose annually the average debt load of their graduates. Before students borrow to pay for their education, they need to understand the obligations they are taking on, and how long it will take
to pay them off.
Don't get me wrong, I completely agree. Students and their families should be much better informed, and annualy informed, about the loans they are taking out. I agree.
But that's not the real problem. The REAL problem is that a college education costs far and away more than it ever did before, and far and away more than it should. I am 30 now, and I went to college in the fall of 2000, when I was 18. I was very lucky to have been accepted by a highly selective private college, and I could not be more devoted to the place - which I absolutely loved and still love. When I first matriculated, it cost around $32,000 a year. I had everything you could ask for. Small classes where the professors knew my name. There was a recreational gym nicer than any gym I could afford now. There were outstanding lab facilities, the grounds were spotless, the library well funded. I studied abroad in London for a semester for the same price as normal tuition. There were countless sports teams, there were countless campus plays. My senior year I lived in a townhouse, which was owned by the college and for which my parents paid regular dorm fees, that had 2 bathrooms, 1 full kitchen, cable tv, and a washer/dryer - all for 4 students. I had everything. We couldn't go half a week without a famous speaker coming to campus to talk to us or an amazing band or arts organization coming to perform. I only wish I'd taken advantage of it all at the time!
So here's how it is now. That $32,000 a year is, adjusted for inflation, now around $41,600 in 2012 dollars. Ok, fine. That's a gigantic pile of money. True. However, the actual fees at my beloved alma mater will be almost $56,000 for the upcoming school year. What is that extra $14,400 per year buying? I, honestly, don't have the faintest idea. Smarter and better informed folks than I have spilled plenty of ink trying to figure that one out.
The real problem isn't loans, although providing loan counseling and making them dischargeable in bankruptcy would ease the burdens of many. The real problem is that (for virtually all but the richest Americans) income is not increasing relative to inflation, and the cost of college is increasing much faster than inflation. Higher education costs are just taking up more and more of a family's budget. It just can't keep going on forever until a college education for one child requires average income parents to save 30% of their salaries for 18 years. It just can't. Cancelling the cable tv (as one NYT editorial online commenter suggested) isn't going to enable families to save enough. We, as a society, need to make sure that any qualified student,
regardless of his or her parents' income, has the opportunity to earn a
college degree without crippling debt.
The other issue at hand is that 18 year olds, kids who have been told for 18 years that they will fly as high as their dreams, are not going to be good judges of their own abilities to pay loans back. It doesn't matter how much disclosure they get. Their parents are often even more clueless. Of course every parent thinks his or her little darling is going to get a high paying job at 22 or go on to medical school. He was on the football team! She was editor of the year book! If a bank wouldn't loan an 18 year old $120,000 to start a business, why would the federal government loan her $120,000 to go to school to get a BA in anthropology? Heck - a bank wouldn't give an unsecured loan to an 18 year old for $23,300 (the average student loan amount) to start a business.
Yes, disclosure about student loans would help. I don't disagree. But the real problem is the soaring cost of higher education. Kids (and they are kids) will continue to take out these loans, because that's the only choice they have to get an education. And let's not kid ourselves, the vast majority of good, physically safe, and well paying jobs go to college graduates. Some of these kids will take out as much in loans as the forces that be let them. And many of those who borrow much more responsibly will never be able to pay their loans back. If you tell an 18 year old and his parents that he's going to need to get a job that pays $75,000 a year after graduation to pay his loans back and, um, eat - he'll still take out the loans, because they think he'll be one of the few to get that $75,000 a year job at the age of 22. It's magical thinking - and WE ALL suffer from it.
I appreciate that you are paying attention to the Student Loan crisis, The New York Times. But you missed the target with this one.
Yes, disclosure about student loans would help. I don't disagree. But the real problem is the soaring cost of higher education. Kids (and they are kids) will continue to take out these loans, because that's the only choice they have to get an education. And let's not kid ourselves, the vast majority of good, physically safe, and well paying jobs go to college graduates. Some of these kids will take out as much in loans as the forces that be let them. And many of those who borrow much more responsibly will never be able to pay their loans back. If you tell an 18 year old and his parents that he's going to need to get a job that pays $75,000 a year after graduation to pay his loans back and, um, eat - he'll still take out the loans, because they think he'll be one of the few to get that $75,000 a year job at the age of 22. It's magical thinking - and WE ALL suffer from it.
I appreciate that you are paying attention to the Student Loan crisis, The New York Times. But you missed the target with this one.
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